About Me

I’m Kimberly and this is my little world known as Petroville. Welcome.



A million years ago, I eloped in Vegas and went from an aspiring actress to a stay-at-home mommy. Right now, blogging provides my own personal stage where I’m not required to pay for head shots or a babysitter.

Daughter of a former Catholic nun and an almost priest, God has already granted me a spot in heaven because he pities my personal baggage. Don’t ask. See scooter.

At 34, I am Wife to 1, Mommy to 2, Step-mother to 2 more and Momma to 2 Great Danes. I love my life.



When I’m not tending to my lovely flam damn fam or the dream house, I am a Jazzercise instructor, lover of mulch as well as red wine and consider myself a stellar party thrower. I also spend entirely too much time in the barn with OPP (other people’s ponies).

Once a month, we throw a little party called The Perfect Post Awards. If you want in, email me.

And if you can’t get enough of my dry, irreverent blather here, I also write at the DC Metro Mom’s Blog and am currently Twitter’s Bitch.

Thanks for stopping by. Your check is in the mail.

xo