How to Miss a NASCAR Race but Keep Your Husband
September 9th, 2008
1. Stay up extremely late for a few nights before your scheduled trip.
2. On the night before the race, ply your spouse with excessive amounts of alcohol and promise him hotel favors. *wink, wink*
3. Do not agree to meet the rest of your party the next morning in hotel lobby before the race.
4. Go back [...]
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