How to Miss a NASCAR Race but Keep Your Husband
September 9th, 2008
1. Stay up extremely late for a few nights before your scheduled trip.
2. On the night before the race, ply your spouse with excessive amounts of alcohol and promise him hotel favors. *wink, wink*
3. Do not agree to meet the rest of your party the next morning in hotel lobby before the race.
4. Go back [...]
Non-Structurally Challenged
August 13th, 2008
I have no excuse for not blogging this week. I mean, really. At times like these (times where I find myself lost in a sea of no structure), I wonder how in the world I would cope if I actually worked for a living. I’d be fat, I think.
So, where did I leave [...]


















