Posts Tagged ‘NASCAR’

How to Miss a NASCAR Race but Keep Your Husband

September 9th, 2008

1. Stay up extremely late for a few nights before your scheduled trip.
2. On the night before the race, ply your spouse with excessive amounts of alcohol and promise him hotel favors. *wink, wink*
3. Do not agree to meet the rest of your party the next morning in hotel lobby before the race.
4. Go back [...]

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Non-Structurally Challenged

August 13th, 2008

I have no excuse for not blogging this week. I mean, really. At times like these (times where I find myself lost in a sea of no structure), I wonder how in the world I would cope if I actually worked for a living. I’d be fat, I think.
So, where did I leave [...]

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