Thirteen
If we were somehow 13 years old at the same time, in a crazy parallel universe, I know we would be the very best of friends.
Today you turn 13.
That age doesn’t seem so far away because I feel like I was still a child myself when I had you. I remember how it [...]
I May Have Ruined Her Life
Most days I have a constant movie or sitcom going on in my head… and yes, I am the star.
Once again I’m in the grocery store. I was reading about poor Britney when the conversation in front of me made my bionic ear start to twitch. I moved my hair (like Jamie) to get a [...]
From the World of My 8 Year Old
“I don’t understand why Britney has to be such a bad mom…
…I mean, Mommy does Jazzercise up on stage every day and she’s still a good mom.”
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