While They Were Gone
June 23rd, 2008
While my mother had my kids for the weekend, I did this to my dog.
Then I did this to myself.
While my kids did this to my mother.
Thanks, Mom! I know you took the girls away as a gift for their birthdays
but you can count it as mine, too. xoxo
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Monday…Yep
November 26th, 2007
An hour ago, I returned home to find my house looking like a scene from The Exorcist. Instead of blood on the walls or green projectile slime on the floor, I found Great Dane diarrhea…puddles and puddles of it. You have no idea of the horror I have witnessed.
Once I stopped my own shrieking, I [...]



















