Why I Only Have A Few Close Friends
Hey,
Sorry I was so bitchy/snarky/catty last night. Apparently I am pmsing in new ways!
Just for the record (now that I am sober and have had my midol):
1. You are not the least bit redneck-y.
2. Your spin friend is very sweet. I was just trying to be funny.
3. I was an idiot for saying ____________. (insert [...]
Is This Supposed to Make Me Feel Better?
Over the weekend, one of my neighbors posted this sign in their front lawn.
And honestly? I thought it was a joke at first.
Reason #257 why Kimberly isn’t invited to block parties.
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