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I’d Say “7 Degrees” But I’m Not That Deep

September 12th, 2008

5 Degrees of Blog Distraction
1. Me: Left completely alone, I tend to change my own focus. I would like to do some freelance writing. I should organize my desk. I need more fiber in my diet. The dogs could use a shower.
2. Cousin to Me: Living only 30 minutes away after 3 years in different [...]

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Don’t Make Me Smack You Right Here on this Escalator

August 25th, 2008

We were doing a little last minute back to school shopping at the mall yesterday. My 13 year old got on the escalator first, two teen girls filed in behind her and then my 9 year old and I hopped aboard. Halfway to the top I glanced up from my explanation on how there was [...]

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Trouble with Twins

August 21st, 2008

I’m no expert on twins. I am not a twin. I do not have twins. My mother, however, is a twin although her and her twin sister look and act nothing alike.

Do you know which is my mom?

They say twins run in our family but so far we have birthed zero sets in this generation. [...]

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A Thousand Lunges and 754 Pages, That’s What

August 5th, 2008

Oh, my. I have not written a damn thing since Saturday. What in the WORLD could I be doing? (See title.)
Well, first of all, Sunday morning I took my precious lovelies to camp. And left them there. I have no idea how they are doing currently since the old lady in charge made sure my [...]

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Going to the Chapel

July 9th, 2008

And so we go tomorrow with our dresses packed, cameras charged and hopes high for a spectacular wedding weekend.
I have a list given to me by the seamstress and my Chocolate Fountain Fairy Godmother of things I should have on hand as a sort of emergency kit.

To Gather:
Needle nosed pliers
thread in all colors [...]

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