My dear friend, one that has been on the receiving end of my brutal honesty quite a few times, said this to me yesterday right out of the heavenly blue sky:
“Kim, so, um…do you think I should change my voice mail message?’
“Huh?”
“Because-I-think-you-should-change-yours.”
She said the last line in such a rapid fire manner that, if I weren’t gasping in a fit of asthmatic laughter, I would have thought she was sure I’d beat her with a set of brand new wire hangers for telling me such news.
Hello friend? You have a camel toe in those jeans? Those sunglasses make you look like a redneck? Yeah, you’re allowed to be honest with me especially when you think my new business voice mail message sounds like I have just been punched in the stomach.
That is all.
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maybe you should try sexy. no really sex sells
That is awesome! I wish I had heard it now!
You need to put the wav file of it here.