Thursday, September 10th 2009
My husband would never use a pad or tampon on himself as first aid…no matter how much he’s bleeding. Also, he would never not leave a tip.
My 14 year old daughter would never use a dark public bathroom (The Grudge) or buy shoes at Wal-Mart. She also would never go anywhere near (like miles) a beehive.
My 10 year old daughter would never wear pink or frilly dresses or allow me (or anyone else) to braid her hair.
I would never own guinea pigs again, a fur coat, eat veal or lima beans. Also, I would never, ever put gauges in my ears. *gag*
Bonus: My Great Dane, Jack, may never stop leaving logs for me to shovel up on the driveway. Yes, I have to use a shovel.
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I would never cut my hair short!! And I probably will never have a blog.
I haven’t been over here for awhile or at least I haven’t commented. I love that you talk to us now and you look so pretty! Have a great day and weekend.
I hear you on the lima beans, sister!
My college roommate used to say ‘never say never’ but I could never agree with her on that. I am never going to stop loving Fall. Never going to like seeing people text while driving. Never going to slow down these years flying by.
I am never going to go hunting.
I am never going to understand why the young people of today think ear gauges are attractive.
I am never going to learn to love my job of 4 years.
I am never going to be skeeved to the core of my very being when ever I have to use a port a potty.
Hmmm, I kind of think “never say never.” I mean 10 years ago I would have said “I’ll never eat broccoli.” And now I eat it all the time!
I’ll never go back to my shitty dentist that screwed up my teeth.
I’ll hopefully never again live in a place that doesn’t have a washer and dryer in the house.
I’ll never get a tatoo.
I’ll never get my children Moon Sand again.