Lucky me. This morning, I flipped the page on my weekly planner and took a gander at the next seven days ahead.
Monday: Teach Jazzercise Class. Begin training with Jen (my new, young and very buff personal trainer). Dentist.
Tuesday: Begin food journal. Walk 2.5 miles. Teach Jazzercise Class. Fast for tomorrow’s Well Woman Exam.
Wednesday: Teach Jazzercise class. Well Woman Exam.
Thursday: Walk 2.5 miles. Personal training session. Daughter turns 13 (feel VERY old).
Friday: Teach Jazzercise class. Personal training session.
Saturday: Soccer Game. MNAGW Party. (Thank God.)
Sunday: Horse Show ALL DAMN DAY. On Mother’s Day.
Can someone please tell me what the hell I was thinking? Squatting, lifting, peeing in a cup, dancing, sweating, huffing & puffing, getting felt up and Thin-Prepped, bench pressing, flossing, scraping away tartar, sneezing and itching and tacking a pony? All in one week?
I think that deep down in places I don’t talk about at parties, I must really be out to get myself.
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I can only improve your schedule a little. Where it says “Walk 2.5 miles”, add the word “fast.” That will shape you right up.
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I’m exhausted just reading that list and imagining all that hard work. I’ll look and see if I have any extra energy laying around, and if so I’ll send it your way… You’re gonna need it!
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As Larry Miller opines:
“If I go to the bank and the cleaners on the same day I need a nap.”
Getchor Napsinnow!
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Oh girl!! That is some bad planning. Cause I can’t believe you did that to yourself on purpose.
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I love Jazzercise! But teaching it? yikes.
I hope your exam is before the class or you’re gonna pass out from the fasting
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Dentist and woman exam? NEVER SHOULD BE DONE ON SAME DAY!
But maybe that’s because my dentist is a sadist.
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Oy girlie. You are a busy bee! All that workin’ out and Jazzercisin’! You’re gonna have a fine bootay though!
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ouch, that is a tough week! Dentist and well woman exam? I agree, those should never be in the same month, much less same week!
I’m curious, where did you find the trainer?
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You need to put someone less energetic in charge of your schedule. You’ll be sipping margaritas and having pedicures in the middle of the day before you know it.
Exhausting!
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OK, now I feel really bad and had better get off my a$$ and get some exercise! And I can’t believe I’m going to miss that party! ;(
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Damn girl… you’s crazy!
Really though – wow, busy week full of physical activity… you’re a better woman than I… oh – and happy birthday to your daughter! 
PS – I don’t know what you did to me… but I still haven’t had any candy… yeah, it’s actually been almost 7 months without ANY candy… what the heck??
XOXO
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maybe I need ot start a food journalll…..
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Better than that, stay in bed all week.
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I agree withKristabella….never, EVER on the same day…YIKES!
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Ooooh, that’s a great line…out to get yourself.
Personally, I just think you are crazy and have way too much energy.
Have fun and don’t hurt yourself now! You might get a sticker.
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Our lives could not be more different. Let’s just leave it at that. Happy thirteenth to the little woman.
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How many more years do you think I can get away with “Chasing toddlers up and down stairs” as sufficient exercise?
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