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Dear Fellow Instructors,
As you all know, my sister is getting married in July. What you may not know is that we are both total fruitcake nut jobs. The two of us have always had a fierce competitive streak – especially when it comes to wrestling and dancing. Soooooo, opting for the safety of the latter, we are having a dance competition HERE. at her bridal shower.
Why am I telling you all of this? Well. I need two Dance Captains to come in and teach a simple routine to the group which will be divided into halves. My sister and I will be on separate teams, of course.
There will be approximately 25 ladies in attendance. The older ladies, that won’t want to compete, will be the judges. You will probably have about 10 ladies on your team. I will get you the song (I’m looking for 2 funny wedding-ish-love-gone-wrong songs) and YOU do the choreography. Whatever you want. Think Flashdance.
And after? You get to stay and drink all the wine you like. Maybe even beforehand…because you can’t be shy.
Interested?
With Jazz Hands,
Kimberly
To hell with traditional shower games – we’re having a Bridal Shower Dance Off!
I’ve begged and bribed and finally trapped asked Kristen to whip up a batch of printed tanks to serve as our shower swag but I haven’t decided on what they should say. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far but none of these feel jazzy enough.
Ann Marie Needs a Husband
Dance Off for A Husband
I was Ann Marie’s Dance Captain
If you are the brilliant and clever person that comes up with the winning tank slogan, I will mail you a shirt of your very own (as well as kiss your nasty feet). Hell, if you’re local, you can come to the party as
our videographer because this is absolutely going up on Youtube.
Show me the shirt slogans and score yourself some shower swag!
Pretty please?
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Here’s a couple:
“I rocked Ann Marie’s world.”
“I went to a bridal shower and they made me dance.”
“I shook it at Ann Marie’s bridal shower.”
“I outdanced Ann Marie.”
“Ann Marie Dance Challenge- 2008″
“I went. I saw. I danced. -Ann Marie’s Bridal Shower, 2008″
Jennifer @ The Cubicle’s Backporchs last blog post..Money Matters
Going to the chapel & we’re going to get FUNKY
JessicaAPISSs last blog post..APISS Picks for the May 2-4 Weekend
I am beyond baffled. I am a terrible dancer but I really really really really want to see this show.
Do the ball-n-chain hustle!
(Excellent shower idea! Way better than corny games!)
Maries last blog post..Catching my breath
I taught Anne Marie
Everything She Knows…
or
Anne Marie
Gots her Groove Thang
From Me
(or without the “from me” part”
or
He Likes the Way
She (I?) Dances
ummm…
Get It On (or Shake Ya Groove Thang)
For Anne Marie
shower date/year
I Danced For Anne Marie
and all i got was this t shirt
Ds last blog post..Hint…Hint… Wink
Partly borrowed from “All That Jazz” and the second half is mine lol…
“It’s show time, folks, just don’t color me purple!”
Jazzy beginning and a note about the eventual bruises… hehehe
Too funny! Make sure you take some pics when this “dance off” happens.
Atomic Bombshells last blog post..Cabo San Ninja
You are the coolest sister! I can’t wait to kick your butt in the dance off!
‘I Shook It At Ann Marie’s Shower’ or
‘Break it down like a Bride’
Shamelessly Sassys last blog post..And Then, We Ran Like Hell
How about “Jenny the Bloggess is an honorary member of our family and we are doing the hustle in her honor because she really fricking wants to be there doing it herself.”
Too long?
Jennys last blog post..Disclaimer: this post is not really about being naked with donkeys
No, that works and since you are down with the full mouth slobber, they’ll think you’re a family member anyway. So, you’re coming? June 28th. Remember – you bring the xanax and I’ve got the amaretto.
You are a couple of wacky sisters!
Jean-Luc Picards last blog post..The Abduction Of Data (Part One)
Hilarious!
Here’s my lame t-shirt slogan: (you won’t find me at the shirt shak on the beach)
I Shook My Ass
(for free!)
For Ann Marie!
That’s True Love.
Ok – will the dance-off be before or after the Strawberry and Semi Sweet chocolate fountains? That may change my slogan.
Here’s a few:
Dancing … My 12 Step Program
Dancing for Dummies
Dancing with Dummies
Melissa (CFFG)s last blog post..1
All I want to know is…are you going to dance??
Long time reader(you rock) I mean you rock not me, the long time reader…um but i do rock oh nevermind!
How about:
“So I think you can’t dance
Ann Marie’s Bridal Shower, 2008″