Tuesday, March 4th 2008
How bent is someone who makes a mess like this and then runs for the
camera instead of the mop?
While we’re at it, let’s talk further about why I’m a freaking weirdo.
- I can’t look outside (or be outside) without having thoughts of mulch in extremely large quantities. Mmmmm…truckloads of dark, smelly, delicious mulch. This thinking excites me.
- My daughter is already planning her 13th birthday party which isn’t until May. She created an invitation and asked me to make 50 copies of it for her to hand out at school. Yes, that’s right…50. You’re waiting for the crazy-me part, right? Here it is…I said okay.
- I just found out this season’s horse show schedule. Guess who will be holding a pony and smelling like hot horsey ass all day on Mother’s Day? That would be me.
- I don’t mind grocery shopping or laundry but putting away the groceries and/or the laundry seriously leads me to thoughts of ending it all. That is, until I once again glance outside and desperately crave mulch.
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LOL!! You take after my mother!
(Remember the ponytails in the electric beaters??)
Just call the dog to lick it up - Oh - never mind.. it’s chocolate and we know that’s bad for dogs.
I guess the mop is the second thing on your list after posting…
xo
LBC
Ladybug Crossing’s last blog post..Waiting…
Mess? What mess?
All I see is the most beautiful blue I have ever seen on a wall. That is gorgeous!!
Miss Britt’s last blog post..You’re Laughing With Me
Hmm… sounds like my kinda gal!
BTW, the hardwood in your home is lovely and I’m diggin’ that blue too.
Oh no, the walls!!
Sunshine’s last blog post..It’s the Little Things
I have taken pictures of chocolate smeared all over my mother’s white carpet before trying to clean any of it up.
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah’s last blog post..Beep Beep Beep Moonlight Sonata and The Search Term of the Week
It must look odd when someone gets the camera out after doing that!
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You need some worms for your mulch, keep it nice and warm and juicy. Get yourself a couple of electrodes and a battery, stick electrodes in ground, turn on battery, and lo and behold, worms come to warm you up.
Old Horsetail Snake’s last blog post..The Story of the Moral Is….um…I Forget
I really like the color of that wall… Sans the splatter.
The floor is clean-able. I’m worried about that wall.
annie’s last blog post..I’m Not Dead…
Thinking about the mulch = yearning for Spring. I think you have it bad! WOW! 50 for her party and you said ‘yes’?!! I think I need to be there to help………..and watch.
I know someone who could keep the boys in check……..
because you went for the camera, instead of cleaning it up- is why I adore you
I never knew how much the horse crap could stink-it’s bad at times- but they are beautiful- and 50 kids- at your house!!!!right on!!- can we come???
and last but not least- the grocery/laundry thing is SOOOO MEEE!!!
I really like the black stool!
Krista’s last blog post..Who….Me?
I used to work for a soil and erosion control company. We made soil conditioners and hydraulic mulch. I once got to shoot it out of a hydroseeder.
I swear, the knowledge I have about the most inane things is amazing.
Kristabella’s last blog post..Things I?m Wondering
It’s nice to see a mess that I don’t have to clean up for a change.
Love the walls. I hope the chocolate didn’t stain them!
A party for 50 13-year-olds? Okay, add that to putting away laundry and groceries (which alone can overwhelm me), and that’s some crazy-making stuff. Smelling like horse sounds good by comparison!
Jennifer’s last blog post..A life in boxes
I am the world’s messiest cook and am so prone to spilling that my husband once told me at a happy hour that he was going to go buy me a sippy cup at Walgreens!
My son has carried on in this tradition. For two days straight this week he has poured close to two cups worth of sticky drink in the same damn spot on our kitchen counter, then tried to clean it up by wiping it off the counter with a paper towel, causing it to run into the closed drawer below, inside the cabinet and all over the tile. Gah! Why do they have to pick up ALL of our worst traits, I ask you?
Steph.’s last blog post..Crikey! Someone needs to stop her already!
Of course you grabbed the camera!
I did the exact same thing after my son’s backpack caught on fire a few weeks ago . . . after I put the fire out!
Carrie’s last blog post..Shakin’ in my Boots
Ok, whatever comment I had in my head was driven straight out when I read Carrie’s….your son’s backpack caught on fire?
Oh, wait, I remember bits of what I was going to say before…something about reaching for the camera first just means you’re a blogger, and the stool is awesome, and holy crap, 50 13-year-olds, where are you having this thing?
But seriously, the backpack caught on FIRE??
markira’s last blog post..You have GOT to be kidding me
I love the blue you’ve got there. So lovely.
As for grabbing the camera. Oh yeah. I do stuff like that too. Isn’t that funny how a blogger’s mind works?
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In my house, the KIDS are usually running for the camera!
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