I may have control issues. If you asked, they might agree.
I’m not big on the bickering or the shrieking. The loud chewing and slurping seriously crosses some deep internal line in my head but in the grand scheme of things, it’s okay. It’s not like I’m separating my M&M’s by color or anything. I can see the forest from the trees. (Is that even the saying? I think I have it wrong.)
Some days I have to talk myself off of a mental ledge (which pisses me off because I feel like that really should be someone else’s job) and today was one of those days. Funny, because I had a great day.
Taught a good class. Ran a few errands. Had lunch with girlfriend. Volunteered at the school. Took my girls to Panera for dinner. And then I saw the weather forecast.
I’m not going to sit here and complain about how I invited over 40 people to my house this Saturday and now the aholes are calling for an ice storm.
Nope.
Not me.
Not a whiner.
A wino?
Perhaps.
Maybe they’ll be wrong! It happens here all the time!
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If I could stand up straight for three seconds without feeling like I was going to pass out, I’d totally kick winter’s ass for you.
I am SO SICK of it this year–it has totally overstayed its’ welcome.
By about three months.
But, on the bright side, I have a theory that weather people actually only take classes in dart throwing, which helps them choose which forecast they are going to give for that day. A bit pesky when they hit “snow” in July, but I think they also take acting as a minor.
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What’s wrong with separating your M&M’s by color? I mean…not that I do that or anything, but if say, I did? Would that be so wrong? Would it also be so wrong if I counted them, made sure I had equal amounts of each by eating the extra ones first and then ate them in rainbow order? Would that really be so bad?
Oh wait, I’m sorry, that wasn’t really the topic of your post. The weather and a party…don’t sweat it yet…anything can happen. Try using reverse psychology and tell yourself that you’re definitely going to have to cancel due to the weather and then everything will be fine and you can serve M&Ms in 6 different candy dishes and separate them color.
Hee!
I think the weather will be cool for Saturday. Hopefully by Saturday night it will have all melted.
On the down side…. I’m having this sick sinking feeling in my stomach. Do you feel it? It’s called Ugh…. No School Tomorrow!!!! Can I get a big BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! I’m sorry I can’t type my true words. Stay warm and sane.
I agree about the annoying snow. I don’t want another day off from school! Enough of winter already.
hey - look at the bright side - the fewer people that come, the more wine that’ll be left over!!
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Whose afraid of a little snow?
Whose afraid of a little snow? Or Ice for that matter.
I’m still stuck on the fact you invited 40 people over to your house. At once. Willingly. Wow.
I hyperventilate when there is more than two people coming over.
My hat off to you lady.
And here’s to an early spring. Because I’m getting sick of the white stuff.
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What snow???? Just rain (thank goodness)
Just rain here too.
But I’m so sick of it I can’t tell you. It’s not like we live in Seattle, if I wanted rain that’s where I’d go. I live in Silicon Valley where it’s supposed to be MILD. Whatever.
Umm, anyway, just tell everyone you’ll make them “hot toddies” and they’ll come ice storm or not. However, they may not leave, so make sure you’re well stocked!
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You are always inviting 40 people over for a party! How can this be? I only have a party once in a while - the ding dang woods is always having a fete! You are too much fun. Calm that down.
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