Why? Because I blocked you, silly.
Okay, I’m not a meanie but if I don’t want you here or feel as though you may use what I write against me in “real life”, I’m going to have to block you. Yep. Just like those mobsters and zombies on TV.
And you just proved my damn point anyway. You’re going to email my husband and whine about being blocked from my blog? Ummmm, I mean, are you freaking serious? (No, I don’t expect you to respond because, uh-oh, I’ve blocked you) Tattletale.
Yeah, yeah, it’s a free country and I allow perfect strangers to read my blog but those people aren’t trying to dig their way into my life (or adjoining lot) with e-manipulation. And really? You scare me. Like boil a rabbit scary. For shizzo.
Thanks for the chat.
Signed,
KERNEL HUGGLETON
(I’m incognito and I look mean.)
PS- I blocked your cell phone too, dammit. And dude, if you’re going to try and stalk me on Twitter, follow more than one person for the love of Pete. Yeah, I’m a little smarter than I look.
Thank you Annie for getting me hooked on the LOLinator. Really, I need more mindless entertainment like this and the f*cking Matt Damon video.Side question: How many times can I watch that video before I should start to worry about myself? Make it stop.
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Dear Kernel – I didn’t know you were on twitter too.
Sorry about the stalker – that sucks.
Too bad they don’t make electric fences for the internet.
-signed le ‘A’. (I’m being incog -neato! too)
This is why I get confused about people who don’t blog and say “aren’t you worried about people all over the internet reading what you write?” and I’m like, hell, they can’t be more whacked than some people I actually know – the only difference being they live further away. Oy.
Sonia’s last blog post..Another Day, Another Golden Nugget With Zach
Man, that stinks. I promise it’s not me!
PunditMom’s last blog post..Blogging Super Tuesday
Oh, no … you mean stalking is contagious? I haven’t had much luck with the blocking however. What did you use? My stalker has a proxy IP, which makes him almost impossible to block. Hence my Private Musings site for all the super-personal stuff.
Lizzi
Lizzi’s last blog post..Soldier Sunday #10
Stalkers really don’t even get it, they’re pretty dense to their actions and whether or not they impose on someone else’s privacy or feelings of heebie-jeebieness.
I hope yours gets it.
Leanne’s last blog post..A Slew of Awards & Recognition. For You.
P.S. It took me over a year to get rid of mine – and she never did think she was doing anything “wrong”.
Leanne’s last blog post..A Slew of Awards & Recognition. For You.
My goodness! What a bummer.
Assertagirl’s last blog post..Just felt like sharing some of the funny.
Stalkers need to get a life
The Matt Damon video made me love my ::future husband Matt:: even more…. I had no idea he could be funny, LOVE!
Ha-ha-ha! I didn’t realize I got you THAT seriously hooked!
The freaky e-mailed your husband? OMG! That is boil-a-rabbit crazy! Watch that they don’t go and use someone elses computer though. Some freaks are persistent.
annie’s last blog post..Weeee! Superbowl Sunday!
Hey you’re not taking my calls anymore?
Funny I don’t feel blocked. Do I look blocked?
Nah, I see me and feel me.
What exactly is your problem
Paige’s last blog post..Michael’s fault
Ewww….. You have a stalker. That is so fatal attraction creepy.
and they emailed your husband??? even creepier…..(are you hearing the Twilight Zone theme song playing now?)
By the way… What Matt Damon video? (Am I so out of it?)
Here’s the link – a little bigger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM
Oh no. Stalkers are the pits. Sounds like you have a good plan though.
Pocklock’s last blog post..In Question
I wish I could blog my inlaws sometimes so I could talk about them, but I don’t want to start anything so I don’t.
Oh and the LOLinator is so much fun. I’ve done several of my pictures. And thank you Sara for that frickin video. Funniest thing this year!
Sleeping Mommy’s last blog post..February is for Lovers
oh. I’m sorry. It’s just that I so want to be you and have your hair. Or at least smell your hair.
EEEWWW. But interesting enough to get me back over on Twitter, in my best stalker style, to see if I could figure out who it is. Not that I would know them. But I’m sorry someone is all over your space. That’s a drag. I had one of those people, briefly, but even without a life they soon realized I was BOOOOO-RING and they quit.
My sister is the one I would like to blog about but she reads my blog religiously, never commenting, unless I write about our childhood and then she corrects me.
vicki’s last blog post..Mail from home and other odds and ends
I’ve had to block people, and then shut down my old blog and move everything in an overnight flit to avoid. Oh the fun. Massive sympathies!
Bec’s last blog post..Flipping Giving Up Things
That freak! I hope she goes away.
Miz S’s last blog post..O Weekend, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways.
Who else can relate to this but me!? Remember?
You should see my .htaccess file. I can show you a few pointers. I am a pro!
Chatty’s last blog post..My Expectations Are High
Several of my internet friends have reported being stalked lately. Since they all have me in common, I hope they’re not trying to drop a hint my direction. . . .
I’m sorry!
You have beautiful lingerie. . . .
Seriously, how awful for you! Do these people not understand that they’re being intrusive? Why do they do it?
I hate it that someone is bothering you.
Mamacita’s last blog post..Cheap C1alis, Vi-a-gara Online Hereabouts, Seeking Affirmingly Men and Ladies Who Want It Longer and With Spice
First off, that F*cking Matt Damon video is AWESOME!
And secondly, this is the reason why sometimes I have mini-freakouts when I think about all the people who *might* be reading my blog. Not everyone has good intentions – even if they don’t want to murder you, they could still be “spying” through your blog – creepy!
Katie’s last blog post..The ?Naughty? Meme!
Why do people do this? I have over 70 people’s ip addresses banned from my blog because THEY SUCK and have nothing better to do but stalk and harass.
I didn’t even know I was, um, worth it or even remotely controversial.
I have only had one real life person banned and that was because he was the ex of a friend and was going psycho on my blog.
Mailing your husband? Dude. I would worry, too.
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P.S.
I’m F*cking Matt Damon.
Loralee’s last blog post..Sideblog: There?s a hole in my Flickr, dear Liza, dear Liza*?
Thankfully most of my family is internet ignorant. And my friends aren’t crazy and barely remember that I have a blog (considering I don’t post anymore). Sorry about the suckage that is stupid people.
InterstellarLass’s last blog post..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay: stalker schmalker. The LOLinator? Awesome.
Stimey’s last blog post..Snuggles LOLs
It’s a lot easier to blog to strangers living far from you than the folks who know you in real life. I’ve only had 1 hater comment and it sounded both self-discriptive & sad. Where do people find the time for this anyway? I couldn’t be bothered stalking anyone as I have a life. Maybe that says it all- stalkers don’t have a life meaningful enough to work with or on.
I’m sorry about the stalker..that bites.
I’ve been lucky (or boring but I’m going with lucky) that noone has ’stalked’ me. I did find out one person I knew found my blog, but that was ok because she is a friend.
Becky’s last blog post..Friday’s Feast One Hundred and Seventy Eight
Dang! A week of sick kids and look at the fun I have missed over here!
Oh God. Who is this? She emailed your husband? I mean seriously?
If she starts her own blog…. be scared.
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ummm…. why is the feed thingy reading my test blog?
Miss Britt’s last blog post..the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog in lower case!