The Virgin Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving began for me in the way it usually ends. As I woke up, I found myself clutching my belly with the worst cramps I have had in months. A big thank you to the Turkey Fairy for making what is already a bloated belly day into a moo moo maker. It’s customary to have [...]
Turkey Day Cometh
Are you ready?
Thanksgiving sure sprung up quick this go round. Wow, and I’m not even worried about it. I’m not used to being so calm about a holiday.
Here in Petroville, we’ve hosted both Thanksgiving and Christmas since 2003 which has been a joy-filled stress ball for a control freak like me. The end of year [...]
Showing My Colors
Fall has really popped here. Kind of matches my blog design, huh?
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We Will Now Resume
In case you were wondering, I broke my whole freaking blog last night. Yeah, um, let’s not encourage Kimberly to tinker with code, alright? She is quite blonde at times and likes to go back and forth between the first and third person in her writing. Weird bitch.
I am very excited about tonight. We are [...]
Trendy Taser Parties
Heard the latest? It’s being hailed as the new Tupperware party. Women like us gather to share a bit of wine and cheese in a neighbor’s home but instead of pouring over kitchen items, jewelry or slumber party toys, these ladies are placing orders for taser guns - and get this, they even come in [...]
