An hour ago, I returned home to find my house looking like a scene from The Exorcist. Instead of blood on the walls or green projectile slime on the floor, I found Great Dane diarrhea…puddles and puddles of it. You have no idea of the horror I have witnessed.
Once I stopped my own shrieking, I thought of taking a picture to show you my hell. (I’m always thinking of you, see?) However, being that the smell was substantially worse than the view, I knew you would not get the full experience so I decided against it.
Currently, the mess is cleaned and the dogs are outside but the haunting odor persists. I have incense burning, candles lit and a tissue laced with lemon pine sol up my nose and I can still smell it! I feel like I am living in the belly of diaper genie!
This is how I know today is Monday.
Tell me today’s woes but make it good and fast, I may pass out from the fumes.
ugh - dog diarrhea is the worst!! I do not envy you at ALL right now! (sorry - I couldn’t lie!) although I had to laugh at the thought of you taking pics to share with us - I took pictures of dog poo on the bottom of my shoe and shared them one day… we think alike, except that I didn’t care if y’all could smell it or not!! I shared anyway!
Sorry you had to deal with that today!! yucky Monday for sure!!
Oh….my….shudder…gag. That makes my cats’ Polly Pocket clothing filled vomit sound charming. Did you cry? I think I would have cried….and I’m not really a crier.
What a horrifying thought; I am trying to envision what it all looked like.
That is horrible. I’m sure I’ve had some suckass Mondays, but that sounds way worse.
I won’t even begin to try to top that!
Oh lordy. I can’t beat that. And I assume if you open windows to air the place out you’ll freeze.
There is no way that I could even compete with that event. That is just the grossest thing ever.
Bringing back memories….It’s a love-hate relationship. On a rainy dank Monday no less. Put on the lights and play the Christmas CDs - maybe that will help.
I have never experienced animal diarrhea but all the stories I hear are that it’s terrible and disgusting! I don’t envy you having to clean it up - is your dog okay?
I can’t top it… nope, I can’t… I am like that commercial for Ragu sgetti sauce. Can’t add a thing cuz it is already in there :P Hope you feel better and happy belated turkey day!
The cat had a weird ‘bottom’ day as well… Had to change her litter tray twice. And that’s how I knew it was Monday. Thank God for that Keep Fresh pet deoderiser stuff!
yikes! that’s horrific! there’s no way i could top that! you win!
my son just threw up in his dinner plate tonight, promptly ending the meal for all of us. but i doubt anything can top the smell of piles of doggy poop. you win.
Oh. My. Ever. Loving. GOD! There is absolutely nothing worse… Should I give you candles, oust, and incense for Christmas??
Oh dear God. You poor thing. Doggie diarrhea is one of the few things that can make me throw up. Are you okay, honey?
This is worse than skunk, right? (Or, are you saving skunk up for NEXT Monday?)
I have lived your hell! I never want to go there again!
My batteries on my camera died. And I had no replacements anywhere in the house.
As a woman who looks at dog poo and says “wait! don’t clean it up yet! I need a picture for the Internet!” - I’m confident you feel my pain.
Dear God! Nobody can top that, and nobody wants to. You poor angel!!! You see, this is why I’ve never had pets that poo anything larger than a dime.
First of all, thank you for not posting the picture. I’m trying to eat a piece of toast with apple butter and that would have ruined for me. And no, you win. I cannot top that one, although once I had to clean up a weeks worth of diapers off my front lawn and my neighbors front lawn at 6am after an animal had ripped open the garbage bag. That stunk. Literally.
Eww, that sounds horrible. Hoping things have aried out by now…