Archive for November, 2007

Look up “Flake” in the Dictionary

November 30th, 2007

…and you will find a picture of me.
After 2 days of my new do and no one really noticing my darker hue, I went back to the salon this afternoon and got crazy.

Let’s see how Kimberly enjoys life as a brunette, shall we?

At least Lillian seems to like it. My husband may be a [...]

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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

November 29th, 2007

All that drama about my hair and you know what? I really don’t even give a crap. Lately, I’ve been thinking of cutting it all off because deep down and also on a fairly surface level, I feel as though my beauty lies mostly in my locks. It’s my best feature by far besides my [...]

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Jury Scam

November 28th, 2007

My mother sent this email today. I’m posting it because although I rarely answer my phone (and never do if I don’t recognize the number), I think I may fall prey to this scam if I were more of a phone user…or friendlier - whatever.

Jury Duty Scam DO NOT DELETE WITHOUT READING !
This has [...]

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My Hair Did

November 27th, 2007

Tomorrow I’m going for my biannual hair appointment. I usually just get a 2 inch trim and go along my merry way. God blessed me with natural curls and they work for me. Amen.
When I was on the phone booking the appointment, my stylist ended with, “Let’s try some more color this time. Why [...]

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Monday…Yep

November 26th, 2007

An hour ago, I returned home to find my house looking like a scene from The Exorcist. Instead of blood on the walls or green projectile slime on the floor, I found Great Dane diarrhea…puddles and puddles of it. You have no idea of the horror I have witnessed.
Once I stopped my own shrieking, I [...]

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