Archive for October, 2007

Shades of Grey

October 22nd, 2007

Last week I found my first grey hair. Right on the top of my head sicking it’s tongue out at me from my Jazzercise ponytail. Today I found two more. I think they grew to replace the first one I plucked.
I’m scared now. Not only am I going grey but I’ve somehow gotten a [...]

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Going for Gold

October 19th, 2007

Picture yourself standing on a rich, green meadow, breathing in the crisp, autumn air on a beautiful October day in the country. In your hand is a plastic champagne flute filled with bubbly mimosa and on your head is a gorgeous hat that just about screams Julia Roberts.

You are right on the rail. You can [...]

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Tis the Season

October 17th, 2007

Halloween, I mean.
Yes, I know that all of the stores are gearing up for Christmas already but I urge you to just ignore those capitalists. What’s the dang rush, I ask you?
With Halloween 2 weeks away, I’d like to see what you have planned. Are you dressing up? What will you be? Are you [...]

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Evolution is Jentastic

October 15th, 2007

We all want our children to be better than ourselves. It’s the natural progression of parenthood. You dump all of your knowledge and life experience into your child’s empty head, mix that with what they came to the table with as unique humans created by two of the coolest people you know and BAM! - [...]

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Just Say No to Candy

October 12th, 2007

Hark! The holidays are dead ahead. Can you see them on the horizon? Now is the time to trade your sassy summer clothes in for a festive fall look and crack open those cookbooks, ladies!
This time of year is all about The Food. Am I right? The homemade cookies and pies, the candy in pretty [...]

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