Wow, I’ve had a really clear complexion lately. I mean, I haven’t broken out like a greasy 15 year old for weeks now! Maybe I’m finally going to have that grown up skin I’ve always wanted.
Yesterday I woke up with a herpee sized zit on my face. And it’s one of those sexy backed pimples that will be there a while.
Hmmmmm, it’s been months since Jack has had an accident in the house. I’m so thankful for that puppy stage to be behind us! Who knew a Great Dane could hold so much urine?
This morning I found him in my pee flooded office looking very guilty (but comfortable) on the dry half of my expensive and now smelly oriental rug.
You know, I’m probably going to be in incredible shape in no time with all of these extra classes I’m teaching. Today alone I worked out for 3 hours! Go me!
I’ve gained 3 pounds. Muscle, my ass!
I offer you this as evidence against thinking positive. I believe it’s a total sham.
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Oh good. I do negative thinking so much better.
PS–Muscle weighs more than fat.
That great dane carries a lot of urine!
I totally get that! Myself it goes something like this:
Geez Emmett has been sleeping through the night like a trooper and taking naps too!
Reality: got up 3! times last night screaming, naps are getting shorter and shorter.
Geez I look skinnier, this diet must be working!
Reality: I couldn’t zip up my jeans this morning.
I am so sorry. I am trying not to laugh. Really I am.
(You have my luck – which really isn’t much luck at all :/ )
Muscle does weigh more than fat!!
You think it will happen…………………….
OOPS……….meant to say:
YOU THINK IT, it will happen……………………..
I used the words “I rarely get sick” on my blog the other day, so I know I’m going to get hit really soon.
Btw, your body retains water when you’re building new muscle. tI’s temporary.
Snort! I loved this!
Don’t buy into the muscle is more weight thing. I saw a trainer for 6 months, burned TONS of calories a week and lost like 2 pounds. Yes, I looked better, but I was darn pissed off that that scale, let me tell you. And, yes, i’ve gained it back. (sigh)
LOL! I bet you look fantastic. Never trust the scales!
Your poor rug!
So true.
Yesterday I asked Spouse if he was ready to foster another Great Dane. Right on cue our personal dane Daphne got explosive diahrrea. Poor little thing. Needless to say, I think we’ll remain a one Great Dane house for a while.
Urine luck!
http://www.dhccare.com/DHC/
Their products are unbelievable.
Snirk. I remember the Great Dane potty training, too. Lots and Lots of Pee.
Okay, so I need to chant. “Think Negative, Think Negative”
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oh I hate when stuff like that happen…
oh sweet baby jesus bathed in jello, you are so cute. fyi – i’ve been working out like mad too and lost only 1.5 pounds – trainer says i gained muscle and lost fat. go with that…makes ya feel better.