This morning, I attended my first ever yoga class. I have been wanting to try it for a while now so when I saw flyers go up at my daughter’s dance studio, I called right away.
It was a wonderful session. The instructor did an excellent job explaining each pose as we went along and I felt very strong and successful during every part of the hour.
I also felt a little hot under the yoga pants.
At first, this threw me a bit so I had a conversation with myself.
What the hell? Am I perhaps a tad a la Ellen DeGeneres?
No way. Relax, Kimberly. You’re so not gay.
Then why am I all horned up and ready to roll during a yoga class full of only women?
It’s probably the same as when you go for a massage. You get quite turned on then too.
Yes, but that has to do with being rubbed with oil and the candles and the music…
Being in tune with your body, experiencing the soft tones and the deep breathing may generate the same response. You’re not gay.
If you’re sure.
I’m sure.
Okay, I’ll go back to concentrating now. And hopefully my husband will be home early tonight. He’s gotta see this downward dog deal.
At the end of the session, there was a 5 minute relaxation period. The instructor turned up the music and turned off the lights. We were supposed to be breathing but I couldn’t get my head out of my pants. Finally, it hit me and I almost sat straight up on my mat.
It’s the music!!
The relaxation cd she had on is one that I own and use frequently at home to set the mood when my husband and I have our own playdates. Thank the Lord above!!
See, I told you you weren’t gay…
Namaste!
Alright…. dying to know… what’s the CD? Sounds like a good one!!!
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Boy, I was worried for myself there for a minute — my first yoga class meets later this week!
I think I’d be picking up a new CD for the home play time :lovestruck:
Do they still make you do that standing-on-your-head trick? I always hated that because I knew all the blood would run to my head and make me horny.
You have to give up the name of the cd!
Please?
Yes! CD title please! That must be a darn good disk.
Let me guess…it’s one of Enigma’s CDs, right?
So many things:
1) Real sex after yoga is something to “namaste” about.
2) Do not engage in drunk yoga. After some time in yoga, if you find yourself filled with martinis, do not slip into yoga poses. Drunk backbends can hurt.
3) Keep your eyes closed and don’t look at the boys (or girls).
4) If the class is full be careful who you’re behind
P.S. You know they recommend doing yoga on an empty stomach and not taking a shower for a couple of hours afterward. Who knew that?
I haven’t been able to stop laughing.
I disliked yoga when I did. But I am awkward anyway………..with those types of moves.
ROFL! This is a hoot! Will you be going back to Yoga class?
I wonder if the other women were feeling the same?
As the only man in my yoga class, I frequently ask myself this question as I get into an insane pose, but looking around, I rapidly realize that I am still all hetro.
SA :mischievous:
*LOL* Sounds like you had a good time! What’s the name of the CD please? :giggle:
LOL - I love your conversation with yourself - I often have to have conversations with myself because no-one else will listen…
I’m so glad you figured out where the turn-on was coming from before you got too freaked out 