Archive for August, 2007

Mail Booty

August 22nd, 2007

Oh, how I likes me some booty.

Since my return home from BlogHer, I have received quite a few fun goodies in the mail. Most were birthday gifts from gorgeous women but one was a tardy party favor. Can you guess ?
In honor of delicious mail booty, I am hosting a little game. I will [...]

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Dear Nana

August 21st, 2007

Here I sit, feverish & blowing my nose, trying to think of what to write for your commemorative beach book. The party organizer asked that we each submit a few paragraphs about our memories with you during your 30 years of summers on the Delaware shore. Seeing as how I have been visiting you there [...]

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What Up, B?

August 19th, 2007

So, the tat’s not real although I do get a strange and sexy satisfaction sporting it around for a a week or two until it fades. Last summer, I got another airbrushed job - my husband’s name in huge letters on my arm (like he has for real with my name). It felt deliciously Joliezy. [...]

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Caption Me This

August 17th, 2007

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Soap in my Mouth

August 15th, 2007

While driving to the beach, the conversation turned from dog breeds to the meaning behind certain “cuss” words after my husband explained the term “bitch” to my captivated daughters.

Daddy?
Yes.
Does Jack have a father?
Yes.
Then why is Mommy always calling him a bastard?
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