Don’t come too close…my bitchiness may be contagious.
Yesterday: My new washer and dryer - broken.
Today: The part needed to fix the washer is on back order until April. You tell me how the HELL am I going to wait a month to wash clothes?
Yesterday: My freshly repaired well pump - on the fritz.
Today: We have water. We don’t have water. We have water. We don’t have water. What a tease.
Yesterday: One measly inch of snow - screaming needy kids home for 2 days.
Today: They went to school in 50 degree weather. The school system wants to take away Spring Break because of their stupidity.
Yesterday: I’m PMSing - my husband thinks it’s his turn to have a crisis.
Today: Actually, it turns out he’s very sick. He wins this one big time. Like I’m-a-bitch-and-he-went-to-the-ER-today big time. He’s home now with a raging throat infection that could have killed him. No kidding.
Yesterday: And if Ms. Sleaze Kitten doesn’t get voted out tonight, I may just throw up.
Today: She was voted out. Can I get an AMEN??? And what was with the jaw sobbing when her boy Jared got outed. What’s the story there?
Yesterday: Is there a full moon?
Today: Yes.
End of LAF (Lazy Ass Friday) Update. Hope you have one hell of a weekend.
I was a bit ashamed of myself today when I ran into a lady I knew from the school in Safeway. My kids were karate chopping each other into the salad bar and all I had in my cart was a bottle of South African Merlot. So pathetic…However, I felt better when I realized she had me beat with 3 hair-pullers and 2 six-packs of beer.
Okay, but my curiosity about what exactly a “transgender craft project” is might kill me. And that might change my luck.
I am so unlucky that people are stealing whole months right out from under my life. I thought this month just started.
I, too, am curious about what constitutes a transgender craft project. Is it anything like pin the tail on the paramecium?
okay, so I’m not the only one who was confused. Trannie craft projects? Like boys making dolls and girls crafting guns from bars of soap? And the locals?
Sorry for the awfulness.
Do tell about the craft project!
Tell your husband that PMS trumps everything.
Here’s to a better day tomorrow…
Yes it was a full moon recently and eclipse at that.
Remember this too will pass.
So is there a class that specifically categorizes their craft projects as transgender? And is this explained to the kidlets involved? WTH? I’m among your faithful yet confused and devoted fans.
:p
Well, so far this week I’ve nearly been in car accidents at least 4 or 5 times. And I haven’t been sleeping well, and thus woke up late today. And my Ex is irritating me. And I had a huge zit for my badge photo for my new job. I think I’d like to have a glass of that Merlot if you don’t mind.
So, is making the transgender crafts leading to the crime of them wanting to steal someone else’s craft? Is it some sort of craft envy?
So, 3 hair pullers trump karate chopping kids. It could have been worse, you could have had tampons in your cart.
I don’t need an excuse for Merlot…it just has to be past noon.
Self medicating, people.
I would assume that Transgender craft projects are “good for everyone, regardless of sex” or in my case, lack thereof.
Did I say that?
Ok I want to know about the craft project!!! Most days I wish i had a bottle of wine and sleeping kids. But darn it that’s not going to happen. LOL
Yes, I would class that as a bad day.
Yes, America finally got it right and got rid of Antonella. Now we need to get rid of Mr. Hula Hair boy. He is an awful singer.
Transgender craft projects? Hoo boy. That’s pretty unlucky right there.
Your new cute red one’s are broken already??? Damn.
well, you got your wish and antonella got the boot, but we still have to put up with sanjaya for at least another week!
Oh - not the red beauty! On the fritz? Bummer…. You can always come over and use my ugly white machines - we can fold while we drink that bottle of wine…
There was no reason for those children to be home for that measly 2 inches of snow…
xo
LBC
knock on wood, but I feel lucky this week because we got a great number in a lottery to get on the waiting list for a great public school near us. So within the next two years we’ll get to stop paying ridiculous amounts for school. Yipee.
But, PMS just started. so bitchy, yes.
Huly nuts! I have nothing unlucky to vent. Thank you! Were it not for this post I wouldn’t have realized that! Well, actually I could say that I am having some sort of throwback to 16 breakout that either means my period is returning after more than three years (thank you babies and breastfeeding), I’m pregnant (eh, I want a third, but maybe not quite yet) or I have adult onset acne in which case I am one unlucky mothah!
I hate days like this, and I hope you’ve all but forgotten this one. Amen for Ms. NastyGirl getting the boot on AI. Although I’m sure we haven’t heard the last of her yet! Have a wonderful day!
That is why I bought the Bosch.
Tim
I like the way you think