The Adventures of Lil & Gnorm

Wednesday, November 8th 2006

Last night, Lillian was looking out Momma’s window and spotted a little garden gnome. The gnome looked so cute and tasty that Lil barked and barked until Momma let her out.

“Here Gnomey, Gnomey, Gnomey…” Lil called.

The gnome was shouting something so Lil got closer to hear.

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“I’m gonna do it! End it all! I swear. What a cruel, cruel world!
She kept me in chains for months!” the gnome yelled.

“What’s wrong little sweet baby delicious gnome?”
Lil asked with drool hanging from her lips.

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“I’ll tell you what’s wrong.” the gnome ranted.
“That crazy purple lady kept me chained up in her basement for 3 months.
I finally escaped!
She fed me cat food! Do I look like a cat?“.

“Mmmmmmm cats.” Lillian soothed.
“Why don’t you come off of that ledge and I’ll ask Momma to make you a nice dinner? ……….You know, you smell a little like turkey.”

“What?” the gnome asked.

“Oh, nothing. Follow me.” said Lil.

The gnome sensed a trap.

He hesitated.

Alas, it was too late…

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“I said follow me ! ” Lil barked.

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“You’re my bitch now. You my homey Gnomey and you ain’t going nowhere.”
Lil said with a snap of her paw.

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Later, after Lil was sound asleep, Gnorm crept up to the computer and sent out an SOS to her mother all the way in California.

Cori! Cori! Cori! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

You tell me: What happens next?


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  • November 8th, 2006   
    Chris

    LOL…that is just toooooo darn cute Mamma! LOVE Lil..what kind of pup is she??


  • November 9th, 2006   
    Marie

    I don’t know, but I want in on the gnome thing!!

    LOVE the pic of Lil and her byotch posing for the camera! Too funny.


  • November 9th, 2006   
    Jos

    Woe says I, the trials, the tribulations! Wherefore doth tis end?


  • November 9th, 2006   
    soapbox.SUPERSTAR

    Lil looks beautiful as always!!!

    I am a wee bit jealous of the pool!!!


  • November 10th, 2006   
    InterstellarLass

    The gnome develops a major crush on MommaK. He moves into her closet and lives among her flip flops to be closer to her.


  • November 10th, 2006   
    Angie

    I was wondering whatever happened to that gnome.


  • November 10th, 2006   
    Penny

    AHA! So that’s where the Travelocity Gnome went! I heard they were looking for him!

    (Great site! I blog-hopped over from Jules place)


  • November 10th, 2006   
    Paige

    Oh poor Gnome, what ever will he do?
    Poor Lil what ever shall she do when she finds out that Gnomey was a little bad?

    Post Picutres of the out come, will ya?


  • November 10th, 2006   
    Jean-Luc Picard

    Gnorm has been residing in the brig of the Enterprise for some time.


  • November 13th, 2006   
    Kat

    Lil is a cutie


  • December 2nd, 2006   
    chatty

    Oh my gosh, he is still traveling. He was here in March during a snow storm. http://whatchutawkinbout.com/?p=421
    of course, sadly both the pup and the hot tub have died since then. Nice to see Gnorm still making the rounds.



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