Okay maybe she doesn’t have a maid and chauffeur at home or a million trillion dollars in the bank, but here in blogville Lucinda is hard to top. She’s brilliant, witty, amusing, creative and very, very talented. You know what else? She’s nice. She’s awesome actually. AND now – now – she’s got her own freaking newspaper column. AND she’s gorgeous. Go see for yourself and then come back because we’re having a party here. I’ll wait…
As I was saying, to me, she’s got everything a girl could wish, hope and dream for and a bag of fat free chips.
I happen to know that Lucinda is celebrating a birthday today so I wanted to throw her a little party. Would you like to help? Good. My question to you is this:
I always bring the cake and the wine…
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If I had Trump’s gold card, I’d hire contractors (good looking, sweaty ones) to build 3 things in Lucinda’s house.
1) a fireplace in her kitchen like the one she grew up with
2) built in bookshelves to hold all of her upcoming novels and award statues
3) a home gym – not because she needs it as you can see from her picture – but because she wants one
Then on my birthday, I’d sit my big butt in her beautiful kitchen and have her cook for me.
I think I’d give her….well…something money cannot buy. More time to do what she loves and be with the ones she loves.
Happy Birthday!
Everlasting health and happiness. Happy birthday, Lucinda! :sing:
MommaK, THANK YOU! Wow! I just woke up feeling kind of tired and wrung out and we’re not really doing much celebrating today and I thought to myself, ‘Some birthday.’ And then I saw this! You are such a great friend! :yahoo:
And thank you, Petroville readers for your kind wishes.
I’m already working on her present….a new design! Shhh….don’t tell anyone though!
Happy Birfday Knucklehead! I love you like a fat housewife loves baked nachos.
Have a great day – get spoiled!
Congrats on your newspaper column too!
Sweet!! Happy birthday Lucinda! Do you like chocolate? I’ll bake you the best brownies you’ve ever had, and I’ll make extras to share here… What exciting news on your birthday! And what a cool friend MommaK is, huh?
I read about her debut last night….I’m so happy for her!
If I had the money, she’d have her very own magazine!
I’m bringing some carne guisada, beans, rice, flour tortillas and some Corona!
Ah, Lucinda’s a Gemini, too! Awesome.
I’ll bring makings for fajitas Warm up the grill.
Ooooh what a lucky girl to get to write for REAL!!! I’m a gemini too and what would I get Lucinda for her birthday? I’d give her an day of relaxation at the most posh spa around.
I’m bringing chips and home made guacamole (so she’ll have a use for that home gym).
And for a gift? Well, I’d use the Gold Card to buy some fabulously expensive yarn, and then I’d knit her something gorgeous.
I am just handing her the gold card. Git ‘er done, Luci!
Happy Birthday!!!
What a lovely post!!!! Such a good friend you are! Happy Birthday to the beautiful “Lucinda”! :sing: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you…….
You know the rest
:duh: Oh geez, I forgot to say I am bringing a Dutch Apple Pie!!! Homemade from scratch. And some Vanilla Ice Cream! And I’d get Lucinda a…. :NEW CAR!: (said like the guy from the Price is Right!)
I didn’t read carefully enough. I was supposed to tell you what I would give her.
I would give Lucinda a Stepmother (or should we just say mother) of the year award. It would have four gemstone hearts on it, for her children and husband.
I’d book us all on a flight first class to take her out to lunch. (If you gave me a black American Express, well I could have us all at a spa after lunch and shopping) So instead, hire a Nanny for the day to watch the baby, rent a skating rink for her stepdaughters so she would know exactly where they were, and make reservations at wonderful restaurant so she could have a romantic evening with her husband. Happy Birthday Lucinda, hope your happiness last a lifetime.
How about a Segway? She seems truly evenly balanced to me.
Oh the gifts would go on all day every hour if I had this Gold card…….Every hour on the ohour there would be something that relates to the next……for example: AN oufit to wear out to where we would going, her hair done for the special occassion, a massage and manicure along with a pedicure. I am telling you the list would go on.
Yes she is very attractive and I am bring the stretch limo to the party……so we all can go.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
Happy Birthday, Lucinda! I hope you’re not obsessing about your age because you are a sweet young thing. Let’s see…for your birthday, I think I’ll get you a Brazilian wax–is that what you crazy kids call it? Or was it “a bare floor”? If I remember correctly, Hubs was quite intrigued.
Me thinks she needs a kitten :yahoo:
I’d bring the flowers, of course! But we wouldn’t need Trump’s card because I would do them myself! I already said Happy Birthday once, but I’ll do it again!
Why, I’d give her the number to her rock star neighbor’s house, so she could call and set up a coffee date or maybe a jam session, a year’s worth of bikini waxes for her funny stories about that region, and oh, maybe some Valtrex, just for giggles.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL WHO IS NOT REALLY LUCINDA! Your blog post just blew me away and I’m so happy for you!
Happy Birthday Lucinda! I can’t seem to load your webpage but if Momma K says you’re cool you must be.