Most Disgusting Foot Contest Winner

Friday, January 27th 2006

It was a close race but we have a winner!!!

Gross Foot Vote

Who has the most disgusting foot tale?

Kenju’s Lawnmower Accident 39.3% - 24 votes

Vicki’s Treadmill Incident 32.8% - 20 votes

Xtessa’s Yowtch! 8.2% - 5 votes

CrazyMomCat’s L-Shaped Pinky Toe 6.6% - 4 votes

Mary’s Amputation 4.9% - 3 votes

Twist of Kate’s Frozen Meat Incident 3.3% - 2 votes

HappyFeet’s Not-so-happy-foot 3.3% - 2 votes

Nat Bikes Barefoot 1.6% - 1 vote

Leanne’s Lanced Lump 0% - 0

Heather’s Broken Toe Date 0% - 0

Dena’s Disappearing Wart 0% - 0

Total votes: 61

Congrats Kenju!!

You’ve won the stomach-turning bragging rights to the Most Disgusting Foot Tale. You must be swelling with pride.

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  • Pride…….*blush*……not much to be proud of, is it?! Thank you to my friends who voted, and pffffft to those who didn’t!

    First, let me say that I had the best running mates anyone could ever have and I’m just proud to be in their company!! If we’re ever in a real race together - we can all limp to the finish line like children in a potato sack race….LOL….and about as graceful, I would imagine!


  • Oh- my heartfelt congratulations to you, Kenju. I do believe you are the most deserved of this first place award. Your succinct and yet compelling description of your mower mangled, wart ridden foot led me to believe that you suffered mightily. Why, I voted for you! My injury is already on the mend and it’s onyl been a few days- no way could I have eeked weeks of pain and suffering out of this, even if it is still seeping, raw and painful. A tip o’ the hat to you, Kenju!

    pardon me while I hobble off to bed to murse my wound (s)…


  • I don’t know about the results. I mean, I wasn’t told how long voting would last or when it began, so I wasn’t able to tell all my friends about it. And I could only vote once. But I heard some people could vote over and over again… :rofl:


  • Congrats to Kenju!


  • Rats! Now we don’t get to see no dripping, bloated, scabby wounds. Piffle.


  • Hoss, I could probably round some up for you, if that’s what turns you on……lol


  • Disgusting foot tale???? How did I miss out on this??? Does plantars warts on BOTH feet, covering your entire soles count for something?


  • I need to come back a read these even if they are done voting.


  • 3 lousy votes?!? And 2 of them were mine! I should have whored myself better. Oh well, congratulations to Kenju. Maybe next week we could have a “Pelvic Floor Injuries” contest?


  • Sherry

    I am glad this contest is over…I thought they were all gross, so I couldn’t vote.
    Congrats to Kenju


  • Kenju, the wart thing alone put you way over the top. That’s really just…eww….

    And there I thought my L-shaped toe would really gross everyone out. Little did I know the foot-tastrophies that were out there. Now, I feel lucky! HA!

    This was hilarious MommaK. Thanks for doing it!


  • i didn’t vote because i couldn’t read those tales, i started to but, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
    congrats to all who were able to share.


  • Haha, this whole idea is so disgusting. I haven’t been to your blog in almost a week and I come back to THIS?! Oh, MommaK!
    Hope you’re having a great weekend.
    And congrats to Kenju. (ick!)
    xo M.


  • I got one vote! Woo hoo!!

    And, here’s to kenju’s toe and the lawnmower accident! That hadda hurt!


  • wow that was an interesting contest..sorry i didn’t know about it sooner..killired sent me..
    i have an interesting foot story and it’s an old post on my blog so go to mine lopezislandlife.blogspot.com
    then go to the archieves under april 2005…it’s called something like choose life not toast.. it’s about joe’s toe…he died from electricution but came back to life.. you’ll find it interesting.. my horror story was back in the 60’s when the milkman would bring glass gallon milk bottles to your door..well i was barefoot went into the fridge and the glass had condensation and sliped out of my hands and broke on my foot…stitches galore ahhhh…


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