Hair Down There

Saturday, September 17th 2005

Playboy recently asked 101 real co-eds the
following question:

What pubic hairstyle do you have?

The answers were:
61% Bare Floor
22% Landing Strip
13% Brazilian
2% Powder Muff

I am 32 years young and consider myself pretty darn hip, but after reading this I felt extremely old. For one thing, I have never even heard of the term “bare floor”!
I have questions…

1. What are your thoughts as you read this survey?

2. Are you in the grooming norm?

3. What is “normal” for a below-the-belt hairstyle when your in your 30’s, 40’s and on?

4. Is it really just about keeping it all from popping out when your in your bathing suit or do you maintain a style?

Next topic…what kind of underwear do you prefer?

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  • I prefer the landing strip myself, if that is what you want to call it. The bare floor is just too much to maintain, plus, you are just itchier down there. I just don’t want to llok messy in my undies/suit.

    I am a plain jane cotton undie mama!


  • 1. Sounds about right to me.
    2. yes
    3. I am in my 30s and for me it is completely bare
    4. I maintain it like that all the time.


  • style? I didn’t know I was supposed to style… ummm.
    I don’t know what these choices mean, but I like your point #4. I’d say that sums me up. If this makes me unhip, c’est la vie!


  • I’m a 20-something and haven’t heard of most of those terms! I thought it was about the popping out factor, and keeping it neat. But what do I know?

    My favorite underwear(I posted about this once) is Honeydew brand. They have a style that is actually a fishnet type netting with lace trim. They are a bit expensive, but they are sooo comfy, and make me feel confident and sexy! Love ‘em…


  • No style, don’t maintain anything unless it’s swimsuit day. Too much of a hassle if you ask me. Undies are Hanes Her way briefs, low cut.


  • landing strip and it’s maintained. i’m 47. i wears thongs from la senza.


  • I am so confused.

    But your questions made me laugh.


  • I think a little hair is WAY sexier than walking around scratching your crotch all the time.
    I shave the sides a little bit in swimsuit season.
    I used to shave the top so “it” looked like a heart or a diamond, but that was back in the days before home computers.
    And my husband is the type who could care less. I could shave my head and let all my body hair grow long and he’d say, “You look pretty today.” He’s so sweet. Actually, it kind of pisses me off…


  • Oh, and I like Hanes Her Way, bikini or hip-hugger or whatever the heck they call them, and I love all the bright colors and patterns they come up with. I haven’t owned white undies since I was 5.


  • I just try to keep it neat. I wear small panties and I try to make sure it is not all sticking out. That’s it.


  • Greatly amused… and oh yes, a wee bit embarassed! Did I just wander into the wrong locker room?


  • Err…I’m not sure if I’m qualified to answer these questions. Landing strip? Bare Floor?

    Grooming? Does it all ‘pop out’?

    I think I’ll go out and come back in again.


  • 1. HAH! and when I read the comments? HAHAHAA!!

    2. According to comments, I’m in the norm, thank you for asking.

    3. I don’t know

    4. Yes!

    I swim almost daily, and by almost daily I mean 3-4 out of 7 days a week. A majority of the people make fun of the 61% “bare floors” in a swimsuit, because then you have issues called “camel toe”. That’s gross. That’s what the stuff is there to cover up, man. Nobody needs that much information. LOL

    I don’t even know what a Powder Muff is. I can guess at the Brazilian, just how damn hairy are people anyway? I don’t have huge bushy issues down there. I guess I’m lucky?

    ::walking away bewildered::


  • 1. I thought this was very funny

    2. I’m in the brazilian category.

    3. I don’t know.. I’m 27

    4. I think be comfortable with what you want to do with it.


  • Whoa, slow news day?

    I’m just gonna, um… go watch the game and come back tomorrow.

    *Making note to be sure sign on door doesn’t say “ladies room” next time…


  • I know this is for the girls, but I NEVER HEARD ANY OF THOSE TERMS, before. Sheesh. Talk about a sheltered life….


  • I’m sorry, I just haven’t gotten to the point where I can blog about pubes. Or even comment on pubes (or the lack thereof). Wait a second. I’m DOING IT RIGHT NOW!

    I will say I adore g-strings. Not thongs, which are uncomfortable, but actual g-strings, which you can’t feel at all. And no panty line! Woo hoo!


  • Are we still searching? Poor Raehan ;0) Can’t go there sorry!


  • I do not knbow what a brazilian is ..lol
    I have Guppy shave me when it gets too long .It is not a bare floor or as I call it a butter biscuit but more of a slight very trimmed crew cut of sorts whisker biscuit ..lmao

    and soft cotton high cuts for me …in cool colors …no big white granny panties .


  • I’m 47. I do a little trimming and shaving down there. Just to neaten things up. No style, really.


  • You are hilarious–this could be a whole round of topics–the things you always wonder but are too afraid to ask someone. Blogs are so much safer, aren’t they?

    I’ll just share that I am groomed, though not overboard and I do that a lot more in the summer when it is swimsuit season.

    As for the underwear question–jockey for her, bikini style, all cotton. I swore I’d never wear cotton underwear like my mom, but here I am. Oh well, at least they aren’t granny panties!


  • 1. I need to do my research because I thought a Brazilian was a Bare Floor.

    2. I am.

    3. I dunno. I only started doing it when I started running because of the kind of running tights I wear. Just makes it easier for me.

    4. I figured if I was going to do it, I should have a style.

    Hanes Her Way low-cut briefs.


  • What’s a powder muff? (I’m with Heather on the “styling”.)


  • You are all cracking me up. Why didn’t I come visit earlier today?!

    I’ve heard of SOME of those, but only HEARD of them. I’m mid forties; stay neat in the grooming department (no hanging out, etc.), but I will NOT wear a thong. I’ve spent a large portion of my life trying to keep my underwear OUT of there. I’m not going to put IN there on purpose! All of my DILs wear them though and love them. To each their own!


  • I don’t know what a muffball (thingy) is…I’ve just recently discovered that 80% of the world prefers bare floors…

    word to the wise: once you start, you cannot go back. once you shave, or wax, or nair…it’s too late. you will forever be grooming your nether regions!


  • Kathy

    Not that I’m trying to check out other women, I’m not. But the gym I am a member at is right next to a college, and most of the women at the gym are college age. Anyway, when they walk around nude, which a hell of a lot of them do in the locker room, you can’t help but notice the hair down there, or lack of it. I would say that almost all of the college age girls do at least some trimming. some have just the landing strip, some have more of the V shape hair, and some shave it all off.

    I have the V shape hair. But I’m in my 30’s, and when I was in my teens and early 20’s shaving it all off was not common.



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