Saturday, June 25th 2005
Aka_Monty and I would like to welcome you to…
Make Your Own Blog Super Hero Weekend
Extended through Monday
We have both invented Blog Super Heroes for ourselves and would like to invite you to do the same. Be sure to let us know if you’d like to play along, so we can add you to our…
(dat-da-da-daaa…
“League of Super Bloggers”
Got a nasty troll infestation?
Just call the Anti-Troll Avenger!
Always on the job, she is happy to deliver the verbal smackdown, she attacks without warning those who would attempt insult, and always, always gets the last word. Let her make your day with a little payback.
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MommaK - Super Fairy Blog Mother
This pretty pixie will grant you 3 wishes every time she visits you. She will sprinkle fairy dust on your blog and leave a quarter under your pillow each time someone adds you to their blogroll. She also is a bookie for betting on the Battle of the Blogs, so if you need any action- she’s your girl. But if you lose, she’ll be back to collect those quarters…and then some.
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Champion of all that is pissy and rant-worthy in the blogging world! I will defend your right to do as you please on your own blog– be it bitching, moaning, bellyaching, or cussing like a sailor– to the bitter end! And anyone who has a problem with what you have to say will have to deal with The Bitchy Girl Wonder’s patented “Bitch Slap of Reason!”
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She is a mom and blogger by day, party girl by night! Party catastrophe - your blender has broken in the middle of your fiesta? No need to fear, Badass Mama is here! Frozen margaritas for all! Need something vaguely interesting to read that won’ t make you have to think but might make you laugh? Badass Mama to the rescue! She fights evil right-wingers with the greatest of ease, spreading liberal joy to all with a shake of her odd silver bra-like thing! She’s …Badass Mama! Our hero!
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Able to balance family and chores on the end of a single pinky. Wise enough to remain neutral and unbiased yet defend her beliefs with conviction upon attack. But the balance is delicate so watch out, her moods can swing with the pendelum with little provocation. She’s Libra Girl–She sees both sides of the issue and defends your right to your beliefs as long as you don’t attack anyone else’s!
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Knight and preceptor of the Church of Amilor in the town of Fayd. He is practiced in polearms, a master of psionics, and known far and wide as a strong, respected champion for good with a lamentable penchant for puns. What is unbeknownst to all but a select few is that he is also a Rake, a member of that little-known vigilante group whose actions, while possibly commendable, are not what one would call legal.
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Goofy girl makes her way through the blogosphere like a hurricane, leaving comments with strange and unpredictable force, sometimes terribly lengthy, sometimes strangely, awkwardly short, but always sloppy and bewildering. Her purpose is to spread confusion and thereby disorient trolls that are lurking in the corners or any comment room.
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Poopie - Sweet Thang with an Attitude
She’ll listen to your rants and whines and actually TALK BACK! What a woman. Don’t dare step on her cute ‘lil toes though. She might just go off on a rant and never return to the land-o-fun and play. Coming soon to a theatre near you…the “One Your Mother Always Dreamed About For You” starring Poopie. Buy her liquor and show her what you’ve got and BOOM. You can save the world together! If not, you’ll have a good time trying.
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Sexy and sassy, this introspective heroine wields her healing powers through laughter and inspiration. trained in the ancient arts sassiness, she will karate-chop anyone who belittles womanhood and motherhood! her favorite weapon, a quill made of phoenix feather!
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Soapbox Superstar- Insomnia Girl
On less than 3 hours sleep per night, due to fussy baby syndrome, insomniagirl swoops through her days taking her children to their various school, completing household chores and tackling large quantities of laundry all while simultaneously working her 8 to 5 where she takes no crap from the grown “children” on various construction jobsites. She bathes kiddos, wipes snot, sometimes cooks and can read a set of blueprints all while dragging a 15 month old from one leg, where he seems to be permanently attached. Will she get some sleep tonight? Only time will tell!
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Phoenix - Flo the Phoenix (Fawkes’ sister)
Healer of the wounded with a singer tear. Keeper of all that is truth, high virtue, grace, power, prosperity, strength, peace, purity and life. Mess with this bird and you will get scorched! Being female she also has the power to get agitated easily with stupidity and might be PMS’ing, so beware!
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A boy with a big foot as big as Bigfoot’s foot, which would be so cool, since I’m a bigfoot fan with a big foot!My powers would be that I can make bigfoot foot prints with my big foot, that bad guys could trip over, and if I catch them, I’ll step on them, with my big foot. Nobody would be able to find me and I would be able to sneak up on bad guys because people would just think I’m a big fur coat laying around or a fat lady with a fur coat, when I’m really Bigfoot Boy, who has a big foot.
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Angie from Big Red Couch - Wonder Woman
Armed with her bulletproof bracelets, magic lasso and hair bigger than the state of Texas,
Wonder Woman is the archetype of the busy mom, domestic engineer and all around doer of good. She is intelligent, strong and possessive of a softer side likened to a feather pillow. Despite being one of the more powerful members of the Justice Society (aka Parental Unit League) she is the group’s social secretary.
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With her trusty side-kick in one hand and a cup o’ joe in the other, Couch Potato conquers the world by sitting on her butt all day. Her weapon is her razor-like wit, and snappy comebacks. She fights evil doers by threatening to blog about them if they don’t behave. As long as it doesn’t involve physical activity, you can count on Couch Potato to be by your side.
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This superhero is best used when deprived of sleep and her morning coffee.
Will kick the butt of any smart aleck within reach.
Can set a child straight with the snarl of a lip.
The growl is enough to make any child or husband take notice and behave!
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Sol - Super Blogger
Types faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a melting locomotive. Able to ignore typos in a single bound — ‘Look, up in the sky,’ ‘It’s a bird, it’s a plane.. it’s.. Super Blogger.
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Super Caring, Super Love for her three fantastic daughters! Tables are turned of late and Super Mom is learning from them!
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Interstellar Lass - Adventure Girl
Slower than a trail-snail, passed by speeding 12-year olds, falling over every rock…Rising at unholy hours of the morning, she dons her trusty running shoes, pulls her hair back in a ponytail, and Gu-s up for energy. She bikes, she runs, she swims, she climbs, she paddles, she falls, she bleeds, she cramps, she stretches…she’s Adventure Girl!
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Robin~ A Little Bit of Me to See -
Chocolate Girl
Feeling depressed? Family got you down? Things just not going your way? Never fear, Chocolate Girl is here! Her arms loaded with chocolate hugs and kisses, Chocolate Girl roams the blogosphere looking to spread her chocolate cheer with fellow bloggers in need. Trained in the secret arts of chocolate healing developed by a long line of chocoholics before her, Chocolate Girl seeks to rid the blogosphere of sadness, one truffle at a time.
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Tammy- A Mom & Her Blog -
Super Beach Mama 
She lays in the sun while she keeps the beach clean and inviting for everyone else. She rules this beautiful slice of heaven!
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J & J’s Mom - Purple Painter Girl
In a mess of color? Want to change your look? Can’t figure out what to do with Princess’s room? Depressed? Tired? Hungry? Confused? No worries, call Purple Painter Girl and she’ll come and tastefully redesign your home in varying shades of plumness. No decisions necessary. No thinking required. No brain power needed. Just gentle passionate purple bliss to calm the jitteriest nerves, the sleepiest of bodies and the royalist of pains. I’m your girl!
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Great blog you have going on. KarlaX