A few years back while our family was living in Oklahoma, I was driving home from preschool with my oldest daughter. My darling 4 year old was recounting her drama of the day which happened to be a near potty accident on the playground. She said that she was able to get inside just in time -
“before the pee came out of my other butt“.
After I composed myself, I explained to her that we only have 1 butt or bottom and that pee or urine comes out of our vagina. We don’t pussyfoot around here with naming our body parts silly baby names. ( pardon the pun)
She was quiet in the back seat for a minute or two and then she blurts out-
“Do I look like a girl from China??”



















